Puke
One day late and I just thought
Hey, it's another day clean
No mess to deal with nor feeling like shit
It was great, girls, you know what I mean.
Seven days days late but I shrugged it off
It's stress, this happens all the time
Or maybe I miscounted, my math could be off
It'll come next week, I'll be fine.
Two weeks late and now I'm scared
On the toilet seat, test in hand
I couldn't be, right? It was only one night!
My knees shake so hard I can't stand.
Eight months in and I'm screaming at him
"Look what you've done to me!
My clothes are too small, can't see my feet at all,
And I have to stop every five minutes to pee!"
Nine months in and I'm yelling again
This time on a hospital bed
My vagina's about to be ripped in half
But hey look, here comes the head.
This baby could be my saving grace
Maybe this wasn't a fluke
But as I held her up real close to my face
She grinned at me and puked
Hey, it's another day clean
No mess to deal with nor feeling like shit
It was great, girls, you know what I mean.
Seven days days late but I shrugged it off
It's stress, this happens all the time
Or maybe I miscounted, my math could be off
It'll come next week, I'll be fine.
Two weeks late and now I'm scared
On the toilet seat, test in hand
I couldn't be, right? It was only one night!
My knees shake so hard I can't stand.
Eight months in and I'm screaming at him
"Look what you've done to me!
My clothes are too small, can't see my feet at all,
And I have to stop every five minutes to pee!"
Nine months in and I'm yelling again
This time on a hospital bed
My vagina's about to be ripped in half
But hey look, here comes the head.
This baby could be my saving grace
Maybe this wasn't a fluke
But as I held her up real close to my face
She grinned at me and puked