A Deal With the Devil

There once wise a wise old woman
She died on the first day of June

Her daughter did cry, and said with a sigh
"Oh, but her time came too soon."

And the daughter was right, which gave quite a fright
To the woman who faked her own death

Life was a bore, her back was too sore
So she decided to start anew

She summoned the devil, who rose to her level
And made an offer she couldn't refuse

"I just want your spirit, there's no reason to fear it,"
"I'll grant you your only wish."

"Just give me your daughter, we'll use her as fodder,"
"And return you back to your youth."

The woman said yes and had to confess
That her daughter was nothing but filth

She wanted an abortion, but that cost a fortune
So she kept her product of rape

Lucifer got excited, just plain delighted
And went to collect his girl

He torn her in half and started to laugh
Because her mother was a whore.