Pain

The pain I'm in I can barely stand to walk
All I can do is sit back and listen to the talk
Crutches, wheel-chairs, taxi-cabs that are not for me
Won't this discomfort let me be?

Get a doctor and a hearse
Before the pain gets worse
I can't stand it much longer
Make the pain-killers stronger
Give me an amputation
Such a healing laceration
Wheel me to the operating table
Don't make me wait with the unstable
Mr. Operating Theater
Cut it now not later
Seems the pain is here to stay
Irritating pain go away

Falling on my crutches
Doctor's expensive hunches
Here I am in a hospital bed
Better off dead