Got Milk?

Hi there friend, can I tempt you with a glass of milk?

Woah! Hold up there’s no need to run.
If you do you’ll miss the fun.

Why don’t you come a little closer dear?
Why yes of course I mean right here.

Where’s the milk? It’s in my van.
Let me help you in there my dear young man.

I didn’t mean to hit you hard.
But with any luck that won’t have scarred.

Now before I tie you up with rope
And you lose the ability to actively cope.

I ask again, can I tempt you with a glass of milk?