Sweetie, I Promise

I promise
I promise
To never leave your side
HA! What A lie!
Sweetie, I love you
For ever and ever
More like never ever…
I want to spend my life with you
More like the opposite!
I want you for the next five minuets
Then I’ll bolt
Like a thing from the night
I’ll run so fast
Be mine!
Be mine!
Sweetie, I promise
To break your heart
To make you hurt
To leave you standing all alone
When you need me most
But I promise