A Peculiar Apple

That's a peculiar apple walking up the street,
Quite a peculiar apple singing a hippie beat.
And now he's quickly skipping along,
And from his mouth hangs a bong.

What an interesting sight, that purple bee
What an interesting sight few people see
Who knew that purple bees could sing,
Too high on honey to make a sting.

I detest that English dog over there
Detest that dog, sipping tea with a bear!?
They laughed and cheered, and began to dine.
"Say old Bear, which crumpet was mine?"

I can feel the ground shake everywhere.
I can hear loud ringing in my ear.
Is that techno?
I do not know.

My buddy shakes my arm,
And I wake with alarm.
"Was that a good HI?" my friends all cheer,
"Do you want more drugs? Or some more beer?"