Affection? Gross!

Affection? Gross!
Don't you dare get too close
Don't try to snuggle or hug
I'm no love bug
Keep your hands by your side
Sorry if I hurt your pride
But please don't touch me
I'm allergic you see
I sweat when you're near
My heart, I can hear
My cheeks heat up fast
Just like in the past
When the cause was the flu
But this time it is you
So stand at a distance
Please don't be persistent

Affection? Gross!
That's what I hate most
Your smile won't fall
if you hurt your jaw
When I catch sight of you
Will I smile too?
If you decided to wink
It'd be hard to think
We'll grasp hands, though clammy
You'll stare at my fanny
I'll have to dress nice
So I will suffice
And put on that make-up crap
Not to mention no caps
But you make me feel sick
So you I won't pick

Affection? Gross!
I'm not your love's host
I don't want your heart
Or any innards parts
Like the gunk from your nose
That runs like a hose
Like you're sick too
And I got it from you
You've been like this awhile
And you get pale like white tile
When you say something you mean
And worry I might cause a scene
Of crushing your hope
And leaving you to cope
But I heat like coffee's cup
And I might just throw up

Affection, gross!
Don't you dare get too close
Don't try to snuggle or hug
I'm no love bug
Keep your hands by your side
Sorry if I hurt your pride
But please don't touch me
You make me sick, you see