Alone With You

Alone with you
by ~Tancora

There is nothing I'd rather do

Than be alone with you

In a Gothic Victorian era mansion

A thousand miles into nowhere

We could live without a care

I've invited all of your ex-lovers and friends

Who quite shortly will meet their ends

And the gas line was cut, the phone lines dead

Because there's nothing I'd rather do

Then be alone in this mansion with you

When the rest were dead

You bitterly said

That I had sent them to their graves

And I said "Dear, call me Wargrave

But the dirty deed, I won't further do

Because the point was to be alone with you

And get rid of a few dead-beats along the away

So I won't let you leave the mansion today

That I killed them, I don't want you to say."

So then I did what I came there to do

Be alone in the mansion with you

After a month we were out of food

None of knew what to do

If we tried to get into town we'd rot

Die on the road? I'd rather not

Without food shortly we'll be dead

But we could still open a restaurant

With the pièce de résistance

Your head