Did You Steal My Cookies!

DID YOU STEAL MY COOKIES!!!
a Tall Tale

Come, come listen to this tale

I promise it won’t be pale

It is about a fighter, a warrior of strength

Ray of the thousand dragons was his name

A man who once fought 1000 dragons and escape without a scratch

A man so powerful he cut lightning with his bare palms

A man so skillful he can walk through a thunderstorm and come out dry as bone

This man who is oh so powerful

Is now on a quest for revenge

Someone stole his last cookie in the cookie jar and he won’t rest until he finds them…

He ravaged country after country battling anyone in his way

Yet still none can even touch him

He was called the legend, a hero, a psychotic monster and many more

He did what he wanted in order to strive for his goal

He fought his old master, Kenshi the great

Thinking he stole his cookie

It was the fight of the ages that threatened to split the entire country

As expected the warrior won and moved on to the next suspect on his list

The devil himself

He battled through hell killing demons left and right

Not even giants could match his strength

When he met the devil their fight shook hell itself and threatened to consume the earth

It was the biggest fight the warrior have ever been in

He didn’t come out unscathed, but he did emerge victorious

When God came to congratulate him on killing Satan he ask one question

Did you steal my cookie?!!?!?