In the city of Ticks and Fleas

Over to the North, there's a place up in the hills
It's a giant city, it's a place chock full of thrills
Now wait, now wait.... NOW WAIIIIT!

They latch on, they grab hold
They'll snatch up all of your gold
In the city of Ticks and Fleas

In the trees, in the breeze
There is just no place to hide
In the end they will rob you blind
In the city of Ticks and Fleas

While you're there, enjoy your time
The whole place is just sublime
In the city of Ticks and Fleas

Casino, so you know,
Is the place that you must go
On a day the wind does blow
In the city of Ticks and Fleas

Here's the spot, start the plot
Set fire to the lot
In the city of Ticks and Fleas

Let it burn, let it burn,
leave not a single last fern
Let the evil all burn....
In the city of.....
Ticks.....
And......
Fleas...