A Cloud

“Why not this one?”
And she picks up a third dress
It’s billowy and cute
A designer’s success

On the hanger it looks
Fit for a queen
But I highly doubt
It’ll look as good on me

I squeeze into it
And twirl around
The billowy material
Makes me look like a cloud

But not in a good way
In the loose some weight
Your fat ass is too big
You’ll never find a mate
You’re an a ugly pig
you’re thighs jiggle
this dress is for someone else
and when you wiggle
the seams cry for help
This is not your day
Kind of way