Don't Call Me Fake

I wear fake eyelashes
And lipstick
Also a bit of eyeliner and mascara
Maybe I even fill my eyebrows in
And dye my hair
Also, I may even wear extensions

But I as a human being
With impure thoughts
And crazy impulses I fight to control,
Am not fake, my dear

But you?
You tell people things
Then you do the opposite of what you promised
You pretend that you're the victim,
With the shouted "how dare you!"
But show's over, sweetheart, curtains closed

And what happens behind those closed curtains?
Your halo whithers away
Your horns come out
Fee fi fo fum, here comes stomping in, earth's scum

In the spotlight,
You say you embrace your imperfections
When the stage is dark,
You mutter that you have no imperfections
Oh but love,
You are perfectly imperfect

So really? How dare YOU, call me fake
When you may as well be in cartoon form
And one day, your lies will come back
And bite you in the butt

I wear fake eyelashes
And lipstick
Also a bit of eyeliner and mascara
Maybe I even fill my eyebrows in
And dye my hair
Also, I may even wear extensions

But I as a human being
With impure thoughts
And crazy impulses I fight to control,
Am not fake, my dear