Heroes VS. Villains

Superman? Yeah. I guess he exists.
Spiderman? Yeah. I guess he does have super powers.
Batman? Yeah. I guess he can stop anyone in the dead of night.
The Hulk? Yeah. I guess he can crush cars like pop cans.
Birds and planes? Yeah. I guess they could rid superman of his beloved sky.
The Green Goblin? Yeah. I guess he could rid spidey of his web.
Yes, I do suppose all of these possibilities could become reality.
But, in the end you may have to ask yourself one important question " WHY SO SERIOUS?"