Please Don't Tell me That I'm Dreaming.

I wore a silver armor,
And carried a sw0rd so noble.
I looked good.
The pretti3st of knights.

The view was fixed on m3.
I l00ked glorious under the clouds.
Sunbeams only shine this bright
Upon knights as glorious as I.

The swe3t zephyr,
Breezed thr0ugh my beautiful hair
As I marched on to slay the drag0n.
One smite and the behemoth b3ast
Bowed b3fore me.

I stuffed th3 gold that the dragon guarded
Into th3 sacks to carry back t0 the village.
But I h3ld on tight,
To the glorious holy grail.

I returned home t0 the beautiful ladies.
And spreaded th3 wealth I carried
Among the poor.

Lovely red kisses covered my face
All hail,
Mademoiselle Marvelous