A Grand Excuse
The giant frog monster thing
Oh what joy did he not bring
It grabbed me by my pink dress
It wanted to eat me, I guess
My parents were shooting
I was hollering and hooting
They shot at her stomach
She was as big as a hummock
Blood trickled down
But soon we'll run her out of town
They shot at her arm
We should lock her up in a funny farm
Blood trickled to the floor
This is one event full of gore
Finally they shot her in a vulnerable place
Down she went but still held on to my lace
My parents pried me from her cold dead hands
I gave them a hug that was oh so grand
So, this is why I didn’t show up for school
Please dear teacher, I didn't break the rules
This grand excuse is very true
Oh please! Not detention! Boo! Hoo! Hoo!
Oh what joy did he not bring
It grabbed me by my pink dress
It wanted to eat me, I guess
My parents were shooting
I was hollering and hooting
They shot at her stomach
She was as big as a hummock
Blood trickled down
But soon we'll run her out of town
They shot at her arm
We should lock her up in a funny farm
Blood trickled to the floor
This is one event full of gore
Finally they shot her in a vulnerable place
Down she went but still held on to my lace
My parents pried me from her cold dead hands
I gave them a hug that was oh so grand
So, this is why I didn’t show up for school
Please dear teacher, I didn't break the rules
This grand excuse is very true
Oh please! Not detention! Boo! Hoo! Hoo!