Pink Poster

The pink poster hung on the wall
in GREAT BIG PINK letters it said,
"GIRLS NIGHT"
This poster told me that on Thursday night
"girls" will be meeting up and talking about anything from
"guys to fashion"
and "the one true love that fills a woman's heart,"
and I am personally offended when they take the time to note at the bottom
"(and no ladies, it isn't shoes!)"

First!
Who are you to assume that I like guys?
Second!
When you say "girls" and "women",
not only are you excluding anyone that's out side of "girl"
and outside of your pink rules,
but you are excluding anyone that doesn't fit in "girl"
who doesn't like boys, or fashion,
and for FUCK'S SAKE,
I only own one pair of shoes.

Just because I am a self indentifying girl (most of the time)
does not mean that I like boys, or fashion,
or that my heart is overflowing like a Tampax pad with the love for shoes!