The Bongmaster

Load it up
Take a hit
Roll a blunt
Lets just get ripped

I wanna forget where I am
I feel like I'm turning into an old man

You gotta cough
To get off
And if I want
Bring me some scotch

I want you to intoxicate me
Like the beautiful girl in my dreams

*Close your eyes and drift off
Pretend you're an octopus
Oh, bongmaster I feel great
You've trained me not to hate

Smoke at the ocean
Smoke at the beach
Everywhere I go
I'll show and tell of what we preach

Lushotology is religion to me
Just don't let the sharks eat me

Be a trouble maker
By killing the DJ
Because there's another annoying song
Stuck in my brain

This is your brain on drugs (x2)

*Close your eyes and drift off
Pretend you're an octopus
Oh, bongmaster I feel great
You've trained me not to hate

This is your brain on drugs