Mouth Filled with Glue

She wanted to eat some glue
So she poured some glue onto her tooth
She chewed it up, it's the truth
Oh, a mouth filled with glue

She opened it wide and showed her friend
“I'm telling!” He said, surely this was the end
“Tattletale!” She yelled not trying to defend
He acted as if he didn't hear her, pretend

The teacher came and yelled at the girl
“I was just being curious!” She said with a twirl
“I'm calling your mother!” the teacher exclaimed
The girl said, “No matter what you do, I won't feel ashamed!”

Her mother came and got her with silent thoughts
“How was it?” Her mother asked, “Did it taste like sauce?”
“It was a bit tangy, I don't know,” the girl said with a bore
Then they both laughed and laughed some more