My Stalkerbuddy.

Spontainious and wacky
Weird and tacky
Funny and free
"Get the heck away from me!"
Loves dogs just a bit too much
Always obsessing over Hitler and such
Calls me British
What can I say?
I'm never gonna stop him anyway.
Loco and precise
Thinks left is right
Calls corn cocaine
And Hendrix Cobain
Who's gonna stop him anyway?
Oddly relaxing
And strangely discomforting
A molester that seems to pester
Everyone and everything
Did I mention he's dog obsessed?
A creeper and a bit too touchy-feely?
Now can you guess who?
My Stalkerbuddy wants you...
In Minecraft!