My Dark Soul

Landing down in the state of Lordron,
Here we are, time to get our gore on!
Kicking kids off the cliff as we run,
Gotta be quick, in this undead land of sun.
Rockin' that fast, light armor,
I'm an Epic balder swag farmer!
Maybe you prefer all that npc chat,
I'd rather cave in your skull with my baseball bat!
It's really a club, but lets not confuse,
For true, this ain't no fromsoft ruse.
So forget all that silly, noob-ish, P.V.E. ,
And I'll see you in New Game three.
Me and my mage, we'll blast your face,
With Persuers, Dark Orb, and a magic plus ten mace!
Watch yourself, cause here I come, Lord Gwyn.
I'm going to drag you down through the Depths of sin!
Then re-roll my toon, harder difficulty please,
This game's too easy its nothing but a tease!
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It's a little rough, I haven't actually written anything in a long while. So this is just a small dedication to something and someone who's brought me a lot of entertainment recently. Hope it's well received.