An American Beard
It's brown and gray,
it's seven inches ong,
it's an American Beard.
It feels like wire,
it itches the chin,
it's an American beard.
No, now it's a foot long!
Now it can be wire cutters!
Please shave that American beard!
it's seven inches ong,
it's an American Beard.
It feels like wire,
it itches the chin,
it's an American beard.
No, now it's a foot long!
Now it can be wire cutters!
Please shave that American beard!
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I saw someone on WWE Monday Night Raw and thought, hey, he looks like someone I know! So I wrote this.