Princesses!

Let's play princesses,
And find which head the crown fits,
Let's argue until it's all pointless,
Out of irritation and headaches,
Useless comments are made,
It's all just a childish game,
And no matter what side your on,
You still play.

Offense or defense,
You've picked and choosed,
This is quite fun, some say,
As they bash someones skull in,
Others protest with useless cries,
Of this is stupid, how old are we, five,
And I stand at the sidelines watching crazy unfold.