Obsessive Witch Girlfriend

Let me erase your mind
Obliviate your dreams
You think your life is perfect
It's nothing without me

I iluminate your world
The lumos to your nox
I tell you I'm your girl
Just in case you forgot

These feelings are all yours babe
No love potion in sight
I brewed some amortentia
But it won't be used tonight

I Bat bogey hex the bitches
That try to steal your heart
They won't be getting stitches
When I sectumsempra their parts

I love you oh so dearly
Much more than any sport
But if you try to leave me
I'll pull a Voldemort

I'll murder your whole family
And that would just be the start
Because when I get to you
I won't just leave a scar

Avada Kadavra you wish
I'll crucio you for days
You break my heart dear boyfriend
I will drive you insane

You'll never see St. Mungo's
I'll keep you in a cell
It will be dark and dusty
Your own personal hell

So don't you try to cross me
Just love me, you'll be fine
And don't forget dear boyfriend
From now on you are mine