Razorblade Romance

When you have no lover to call your own,
When you are waiting to reap what you’ve sown,
When you just want to end it all
When you are sure you don’t want to live another day
Razorblade Romance can save you today.

Only a little cut, first base if you will,
Don’t worry it’ll only hurt a little not kill,
You’ll feel so different and strange
When nothing else will come through
Razorblade Romance will be there for you.

Cut a bit deeper, second base a new feeling
A sensation that’s sure to keep you reeling
Elated and so relieved this is great!
When life hurts you and makes you cry,
Razorblade Romance is always close by.

Cut more than one place, third base has fame
Bleeding more but it doesn’t feel the same
But why not cut a bit more it can’t hurt that bad
When you feel like you’re wasting away,
Razorblade Romance will save the day.

Cut too deep looks like you’re going all the way
Unfortunately today is not your lucky day,
You cut into an artery and are bleeding bad
But maybe that what’s best for you to leave
And hopefully to a better afterlife cleave

You’ve punched your ticket and your problems are gone away
Maybe, just maybe, Razorblade Romance really did save you today.