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I'm sorry that I'm crazy,
I'm sorry that I'm mean,
At times a little lazy,
And my language is obscene.

I cannot change who I am,
I cannot be who I am not,
And I wouldn't give a damn
If you didn't give me a shot.

I know that I have downsides,
But I have my upsides too.
If you can judge me by my size,
Then I can judge you.

You're personality isn't great,
And you have terrible hair.
Your timing's always late,
And you never play fair.

But this is not a game,
This is life.
Don't get caught in the fame,
And don't forget the strife.

I know that we all say
Things are better than they seem,
But some days are gray,
And we don't fulfill our dreams.

So before you decide
That someone is less important than you,
Imagine the tears they've cried,
And what they've gone through.