World Domination Plan #127: To Fall in Love

First we're going to need a woman, one attractive in appeal.
Then we trick her into thinking the feelings are real...
We have to make it look good, until she wants a comittment...
That's when you fill through, with the diamonds for shipment.

I'll put the C.O.G. device hidden in the ring...
Once we say our vows, and do all those stupid things...
We'll find a decent house, or a fancy place to stay.
After that, I'll call you shortly after on that day.

She'll ask for sex soon, and I'll attend to her note.
Once again you come in, setting off the mini remote.
The ring will take control of her distracted, feminine mind,
And then we gain access to her secrets she confides!!!

"Benny, your plan is great, all except for one thing...
We don't even have the funds to purchase a diamond ring.
Plus I'd like add that if you could ever find such a girl...
She'd actually have to be stupid, to help you take over the world."

"Really, you think so?" said Ben.

"No...i know so."

"Damn...One Twenty Eight then?" :)