Sue me

Yeah, I know, I'm weird and kind of ugly
I'm not always cutesy and snugly
Why don't you just sue me

I don't have a wasp waistline, I'm rather fat
I'm not as thin as a baseball bat
So go ahead, sue me

I know I whine a lot
and cry too much
Please, sue me

I'm not society's definition of perfection,
Hell, I'm not even close
So just go and fucking sue me