Swearing Is Never Clever

I wanna fuck you in the arsehole
Shove my cock right up your cunt
Here is a filth filled parcel
Arsehole, bitch, am I being fucking blunt
I’m no actual mother fucker, but my fucking mother says
You can be funny, without so many swears

Its not clever to swear
You can get the humor from elsewhere
It fucking, cunting, motherfucking vulgarizes and foul
But I don’t give an arsehole licking motherfuck somehow
You can suck my hairy cock and balls
If you say that my vocabulary got so small
Cause swearing isn't clever, its therapeutic to my itch
I know a thousand words, I love fuck the most, so fuck off you fucking bitch

I can say unequivocally that fuck is the finest specimen
Its can be used to enhance whatever sentence, you wish stress it on
Fuck up is an adjective verb and noun
Now tell me whatever fucking word could be quite so renounced
What other cunting word, I could have written down
What other mother fucking word, would work the whole way round
You bastards being snotty, cause I like the profane
You can all just suck my cock like loose lipped twats… while i glare in disdain

Theres nothing big about swearing you naughty little boy
Fuck off you fucking whore, stop trying to be so coy
If you don’t like foul language, than fuck the fuck right off
Cause I’m attracted to vulgarity.. like a light attracts a moth
Piss, shit, mother fucker, tits of a dead fucking whore
I’ve said all of the mother fucking things I need to say, there is no fucking more

So next time you denounce the sweary type of man
Remember you can fuck right off to pretentious cunt wonderland
Cause swearing can be big, swearing can be clever, it’s just a matter of its use
Just like a cock it can be an instrument of love, or just a piece of skin for teenage boys to abuse
And if I have offended any of you bastard’s taste
Remember I don’t give a fuck, so shove it up your arse, you vile monumental waste
Cause I have the freedom to say what I fucking like
And if you don’t agree I wish you adieu, and piss off on your fucking bike