The Downfall of Being A ***

My vagina is so dirty
I can not keep it clean
You'd be surprised to know
How many dicks this pussy's seen

I complain about getting attention
Although, it's never enough
So to get you to notice me
I try to act like I'm tough

I'm just a scrawny emo bitch
So please feel sorry for me
I'll blow you, suck you, fuck you
For a little sympathy

I think very highly of myself
For attracting the morbidly obese
But if I tried to fuck them
Id become devoured by a fat roll crease

Deny it as I may
I truly am a slut
Show me a little attention
And I'll let you stick your what-what in my butt

My name is Amber Yost
I've got nothing else to say
So now if you'll excuse me
I must make these herpes go away