Twisted Alice in Wonderland

Come one come all.
The tea party is about to begin.
Don't dress up for our sake.
Monsters don't care.

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Down down underground.
There is a tea party.
Join us if you are invited.
It's for monsters like me.

We have cookies and cakes.
Full with nothing but lies.
I wonder what tea you'll get.
Maybe it will be human eyes.
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A warning for you.
If you are easy to scare.
Drink your tea.
And stay away from the mad hare.

He means no harm.
He doesn't understand.
That most people like this world.
And want to keep their hand.

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Among our party.
Is the queen.
Her red robe is fluttering.
Blood staining every seam.

A cruel women.
With no heart.
She will slaughter the innocent.
And use the blood as jam for her tart.

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A the head of the table.
Sits the mad hatter.
He cares for only himself.
None of us matter.

His hat stands tall.
His eyes roam the crowd.
Do not touch the hat.
For he has killed all, as he has vowed.

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Ches makes appearances.
He blends so well into the background.
None know he is there.
For he makes no sound.

A cat.
As sneaky as can be.
He's had his share of fun.
Pay no mind to the blood, he's harmless as a bee.

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Do not forget.
The wisest of us all.
The Caterpillar.
Who stands strong and tall.

He does not enjoy our feast.
He can't stand the sight.
But when it comes to our victims.
He always ends their fight.

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The white hair is our friend.
He leads the guests to us.
They trust him.
Until they see our pus.

He never stays.
He always leaves.
He arrives on time.
Then dashes through the trees.

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Now our tea party is over.
The food all gone.
We have eaten all the children.
And soon will rise the dawn.

To this tale.
I will tell you about our last guest.
A girl named Alice
She had fun and then got plenty of rest.

She thought the whole thing.
As but a dream.
Until she woke once more
And began to scream.