I Imagine

Skinny, blonde hair, five foot whatever.
Nice teeth, hair, well mannered,
Pleasant tempered.
Pleases and thank you's,
no questions, no hesitation,
No constant interrogation.

No whys, whens, who's she?
No cold shoulder in the bed before three -
Because they are him, her, it,
And it is not me.

Collective sigh of relief.