Wife Stew

If you've got a life
That's great for you
If you've got a wife
That's great for you
Ground her down
And make her a stew

No one will suspect
After all it's you
The shining star of the community
Certainly no one will put you through scrutiny

Now that you've got wife stew
Put it in your pocket
Fill up your locket

No stew like wife stew
It will cure the bluest blue
Wife stew, wife stew
Anything to cure you

Just make sure the plan
Doesn't unglue
That would be devistating for you
But doesn't it taste great

Wife stew, wife stew
Gather around your motley crue
Share with them, a glass of waste too

So you've been caught
All the time your lawyers fought
You paid them with an insurance claim

Plead insanity
What is this madness
This is insane
You obviously don't have the right brain

Wife stew, wife stew
Coming around to cure you
Going to cure the bluest blue
Wife Stew, Wife Stew

You have a new home
A nice orange jump suit
Need I say don't drop the soap