Con-***ing-gratulations.

I don't think you realise
Just how much
I want to leave

Why?
Oh, I don't know.
It's not like you are the reason

You were never a bad parent, no.
It's not like I was left out.
No, nothing of the sorts.

I wasn't nor am I still boxed in a house
That never showed any love
I mean, cause why would you do that to me?

And you never used to beat me,
Or verbally abused me either.
'Cause that's not what good parents do.

Oh no. Because you were such good parents
Probably the best of the best
Con-fucking-gratulations.