It's Just a Stupid Thing

I have seen neither hide nor hair
of that mad hare.
To be completely fair,
I don't much care.

Yes, I know you love him.
And yes, it is kind of a cute little...thing.
But it's just a ball of fluff!
I don't ever see it doing much.

Indeed, you make a valid point,
but there's just something...
off about this whole joint.
Though it's probably nothing.

Have you gone completely bonkers?!
No, I don't want to touch it!
Are you kidding me?
Keep that thing away from me.

How do you know it's not, like,
infested with fleas
or dying of some bizarre disease?
Well, anything's possible. Has it been checked?

It is quite an adorable creature though...
Maybe you're right about him.
I did say that anything is possible...
Let's give this little guy a home.