Poems that I Use to Freak Out My Friend

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm sitting here waiting for a text from you,
I'm making a salad with a plastic knife,
and also texting you because I have no life,
you think my texting you will end,
but it wont this is the price you pay for being my best friend,
so I'll keep texting you till you reply ,
I am your stalker so there is no goodbye...

did this creep you out at all?
because honestly I'm having a ball,
you have yet to call,
don't worry my patience is tall,
I'm stalking you like this to see if we're still going to the mall~