Trick-or-Liquor

It's Halloween night, I got a nice shot in my hand
But don't run away yet, it's not the bullet-kind, man
Here, grab a jiggler, our special family recipe
I won't be joining you though, I never let alcohol get the best of me

Reds, and greens, oranges, and blues
The squishy little drinks come in so many hues!
Come to my house, baby, have you heard the news?
Because here, down south, we know how to booze

This is The Brew Thru:Horror edish
Bouncy little Jell-os are just delish
Step up to the porch, collect your treat
The real trick with a well-known kick

Some say alcohol is of the Devil
I guess that makes me a demoness, so those bitches better scurry
My home is temporarily vacant, I am out delivering
So for now, Hell hath no Fury

Trick-or-Liquor, pick your poison, bitch.