Monster

monster energy drink makes cans of monster that just have water in them so that athletes can promote the brand without actually drinking the stuff.

my mother told me that my biggest problem in life is dehydration.

there might come a time where internet poetry is anthologized.

someone has probably tried to write the next great american novel using only emojis.

ernest hemingway wanted to be a girl more than anything.

i want to read the unpublished salinger novels but i dont think that he wanted anyone to. i am going to read them but i might feel a little bad and invasive about it.

i will get over it and he is dead.

i can count the number of people ive kissed on the mouth on one hand.

i dont want to die and i want to call someone and tell them that.