Sending Them to School

Hey Daughter, I hear it's your first day of school
So let me lay down a couple of major rules
See this pink bow? Put it in your hair
Trust me, no matter the grade you are in, everyone cares
See, it's important so you look pretty and straight
Those lesbian whores can't get through school gates
Let me tell you dearie, there comes no greater joy
Then playing love games with all the little boys
Oh, the bus is coming, I can see it down the street
So this last tip is a very special treat
Make sure to get in with the hot crowd
and talk about the losers really loud
Jest their weight and appearance to make them cry
Hey, it's not your fault if the freaks now want to die
Ok, my litle girl, I hope you have fun
And make sure you get all your schoolwork done!

Oi, son, get your little ass over here
I have some facts to give you for your first school year
If you see a ball, kick it without a thought
All normal boys love sports, as you have been taught
And them girlies, I know that they will be hot
Make your stomach tie up in a knot
Pull their hair, push them down in the mud
They won't hate you, a relationship will surely bud
Constantly show off your muscles, don't be a fag
Acting shy gets you stuffed in a trash bag
Always delight in guns, guts and gore
Be ready to serve your country in pointless wars
Make fun of others who are different from you
Uniqueness is just a fancy word for dog doo
Ok, here's the bus, have a good day son
Keep my tips in mind and you will be #1