A Message for the Future Me

Hello to the future me
Remember this, you wrote it when you’re only twenty three
When you were so stary eyed and hungry for success
When you wanted the fortune, the artistry and tux, yes!?

You may have a Hollywood life style
You might have achieved glamor and fame
You may finally have, a ridiculously smug smile
You may have that sexy oft requested sexy man shape frame
But I know you best
So i left this at my own behest

you’re still a wanker
could I say it any blanker
any clearer, any nearer
but than thatcher was a wanker and people still revered her
so its not so bad to be a wanker
in fact you should be modest say thankya
or say would say deutcheland, Danke
danke, for reminding me that I’m very wanky
also, du bist ein komplett wichser
there no reason to be complete dick sir

And tho thru the tabloids your lurid affairs are shown
But I know you, for your mind is my future own
And despite all the sensationalism I know you’re still at home
Spanking it alone… just spanking it alone

You cry into your pillow, as you wipe your cock with all the money that you earnt
But all your desires satisfied, theres still so much you still haven’t learnt
And your best friend is a Kleenex and your only steady girlfriend is your hand, oh you it sucks to be
But on the upside… at least your hand is steady… Michael j fox doesn’t have that luxury