I Want to be a Boy
I want to be a pretty boy
And do the pretty boy things
And have a pretty boyfriend
But sometimes I like being a girl.
But then I realize that whatever I like
About being a girl
Would be better if I were a boy
And then I cry a little.
And then I realize that I'd miss the straight boys
And I'd miss my parents
And I'd miss people not looking down on me
And I wouldn't be able to be a skinny cute boy
Because I just don't have the drive
And I'm just a teenager
And I'll probably regret it when I'm older.
So fuck it.
I'll just be a chubby girl with short hair
And wrap up my boobs when no one's home
And stuff my pants
And keep all that shit in my head
And do the pretty boy things
And have a pretty boyfriend
But sometimes I like being a girl.
But then I realize that whatever I like
About being a girl
Would be better if I were a boy
And then I cry a little.
And then I realize that I'd miss the straight boys
And I'd miss my parents
And I'd miss people not looking down on me
And I wouldn't be able to be a skinny cute boy
Because I just don't have the drive
And I'm just a teenager
And I'll probably regret it when I'm older.
So fuck it.
I'll just be a chubby girl with short hair
And wrap up my boobs when no one's home
And stuff my pants
And keep all that shit in my head