Hipsters

my finger started bleeding so i put it in my mouth instead of wiping it on my jeans and the man sitting across from me is eating an orange.

the woman sitting next to me is reading a romance novel and there is a long passage of dialogue that ends with a character saying “duh.”

i want to swim with you in an outdoor pool at a motel after midnight in july.

i want the next big move for hipsters to be for them to revert to using their old flip phones.