Yoga-Gaurd

a security guard is doing yoga in the bathroom of a dunkin donuts but he neglected to lock the door and he almost falls over when intruded upon. the bathroom of the dunkin donuts is where he finds his zen. his center of energy in the center of a blueberry muffin that’s been sitting there for over twelve hours and outside the bathroom door is absolute chaos. there are three homeless people. there is a cracked pay as you go cellphone plugged into the wall and charging on top of the trashcan. one of the homeless people is a woman who takes on the role of an oracle, telling the others an extensive and exhaustive narrative about a local pedophile. the security guard is in the bathroom and he is doing yoga. he feels safe and secure. there is harmony. good and evil can exist in the same space. the chemicals in splenda are argued to be worse for your body than sugar.