Conceited

Yeah, there's a reason for all this.
Not some bullshit answer,
But a real one.
Or maybe it is bullshit.
I don't know, but it's an answer.
That's all I can tell you.
All I know is that I always say it.
"I'm fucking beautiful."
"I'm fucking brilliant."
"I'm fucking funny."
"Everyone fucking loves me."
And everyone thinks it's because I'm conceited
And stupid
And horrible
But really, I'm just trying to convince myself
That maybe, sometimes, if I try hard enough
One of those statements is a little bit true.