Your Words to Me

Every word you breathe is like an
orchestrated symphony so beautiful, Beethoven is crying.
Speaking of music, you have no idea
how tone deaf and off pitch you are.
Your voice is like nails on a
chalkboard.
But when I say chalkboard, imagine
laughter, and when I say laughter,
I mean the laughter that emits from
my reaction of you telling me a
stupid penis joke.
But when I say stupid, I mean
beautiful because everything you say
is music to my ears.
Speaking of music, you have no idea
how annoying the music you like is.
But when I say annoying, I mean
magical because there is nothing
more exciting and relaxing than
dancing to the repetitive electronic
beats with no verse to tell you how
you should feel.
But sometimes we need to be told
what to feel so we know what to say
to someone we care about.
We need to be told because
sometimes it's so impossible to find
the right words, that even Audrey
Hepburn is ripping her hair out
because she knows what it's like to
be in love.