Capture the Flag

Capture the flag,
Or maybe defend it?
Eh, who cares now,
I'm in it to win it!

Time's flying by,
As I move in closer.
I'm at their base now,
I just killed xToaster.

Moving right in,
I pick up their flag.
But it just hit me,
They're killing my swag.

xyourdaddy is here,
It's time to be quick.
I aim at his head,
Then trip on a stick.

He shoots me and kills me,
I start to cry.
"That's my daddy!" I said,
"Please tell me why!?"