Fat Bitch

He looked at me and said,
"You're just another
fat bitch
Who's going to die alone
And have to be carried out of her apartment by crane."
Yes, hello there stranger that I have never met before.
Stranger who probably said something very sexual to me
Without warning and even though
I said a very polite 'no thanks' you decided to go on this tirade.
You came to the right place, sir.
You have one thing mistaken, in your angry delusion.
I am not just another
fat bitch
I am
The mother fucking
fat bitch
Of this town.
They voted me in.
I wear a crown.
I pass bills allowing
fat bitches
To still exist
And sure you for discrimination.
That's me.
When I die, they will carry me out,
But on a golden throne
Through my extra wide palace doors.
And I won't be alone.
Because before I died
I was fucking your brother and your wife.
So,
Let's think about that all again.
I am the
fat bitch
Of this town.
Don't you dare forget it.
Now I think you had better
Bow Down.