"FaceBook"

Somebody wrote on my wall
But I don't know them at all
And now I've got an IM
It's from that creep at school

What's with the farmville requests?
It just makes Facebook a mess
Oh look, a picture of me
Like, tag, OH GOD delete!

Hey, man, look who broke up
And we won the World Cup
Oh God, Snooki's pregnant!
What you knew and didn't tell me?!

Hey, let's check Facebook
And see the drama
A new friend request!
It's from my MAMA?!
And let's see who went home
On the X-Factor
Oh, no she didn't!!
Girl what's the matter!

Let's see who's birthday's today
And I don't know you, but hey
Embarrassing videos
Yeah, you are just a joke

I changed my profile pic
Sounds like everyone is sick
And One Direction has hit
#1 again

Oh no... Look at Miley
I bet her dad is dying
Look, Kendall and Kylie
WHAT we have a test tomorrow?!

Hey, let's check Facebook
And see the drama
Who liked my pictures?
...Forget Obama
You just got out of bed?
Hey thanks for sharing!
We've been dying to know!
But no one's caring...

I didn't check my Facebook
For about two days
Lord, what have I missed?
I'm not ignoring you!

Yeah, Christina and Ceelo
Are leaving The Voice
Who did you vote for
On the People's Choice?