How to Be a Good Girlfriend
I should
not provoke him so he doesn't
have to beat me up
to show me he loves me.
I should
not wear too much makeup so he doesn't
have to worry about making sure
to wash the sheets.
I should
have an IQ lower than 100 so he doesn't
have to talk only about sports
to feel smart.
I should
wear skimpy clothes so he doesn't
have to work too hard
to get them off.
I should
download dating apps so he doesn't
have to take me to dinner
to see me naked.
I should
buy Plan B pills so he doesn't
have to buy condoms
to have sex with me.
I should
sleep with him so he doesn't
have to kill me or
three other girls.
not provoke him so he doesn't
have to beat me up
to show me he loves me.
I should
not wear too much makeup so he doesn't
have to worry about making sure
to wash the sheets.
I should
have an IQ lower than 100 so he doesn't
have to talk only about sports
to feel smart.
I should
wear skimpy clothes so he doesn't
have to work too hard
to get them off.
I should
download dating apps so he doesn't
have to take me to dinner
to see me naked.
I should
buy Plan B pills so he doesn't
have to buy condoms
to have sex with me.
I should
sleep with him so he doesn't
have to kill me or
three other girls.
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This is my first poem so...