Chores

Thinking of chores
Makes me feel bored.
The idea is stupid,
the act is dumb.
I'd rather jump off a clip,
dive into a river,
or play chicken than do chores.

When doing chores,
I always yawn,
I always slack,
and I'm always yelled at.
I never do them right, you say.
Then do them yourself!

Chores are such a bore,
a life waster,
make my brothers do them.
Isn't that why you had them?
I'm going to sleep,
chores are boring.