What About Our Dates With Miss Michigan?

Progenitors have their non sequiturs
They preach what they don't teach
Our hands don't go in our pants
Because it "ails", but that fails
It prevents cancer there's your answer
It's fun because it hurts none
There's no disease from the please
So to the mothers from the others
We choke our chickens and aren't sickened
We'll continue with our sinew
But you'll take the liberty and fuck yourself literally
Even when telling us no you still go
So let's just have fun everyone!